truly an amazing sight (x)

No one has pointed out yet that it’s not a /safe/ butt plug! Its flange is smaller than the widest part of the insertable side. Use safe sex toys!

Butt plug safety tips via Parisian sculpture. What a time to be alive.

sourdoughprince inquired:
Spin the Bottle?

[Fluffy Ships] Send me “Spin the Bottle” and my Muse will

5.Kiss on the cheek.

The two were working side by side on some school work. Kyle had been assigned to be Eric’s tutor for a few subject he’d been having trouble with and neither of them were all that enthusiastic about having to sit down and work together. After time though, Eric found Kyle to be a pretty good teacher, he actually understood things a lot more with Kyle showing him how to do some of the questions.

It’d been about 3 hours and Eric was growing bored, he bites at his lower lip, glancing over at the other who’d been looking over some of his answers and he couldn’t help but think the redhead looked kind of attractive. He felt himself flush slightly at the sudden thought and began to grow nervous, shifting in his place a few times before he’d lean over and place a quick kiss on Kyle’s cheek. 


*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*


I’ll use a number generator and write a drabble/reaction based on what I get.

  1. Confess to yours
  2. Ask yours out on a date
  3. Use a Lame Pick-up line
  4. Kiss on the forehead
  5. Kiss on the cheek
  6. Propose to yours
  7. Passionate Kiss
  8. Hug yours
  9. Kiss on the Lips
  10. Write yours a love letter
  11. Serenade yours
  12. KISS CAM at a game
  13. Kiss in the rain
  14. Comfort yours
  15. Hold your muse’s hand
  16. React to yours confessing
  17. React to yours falling asleep on their shoulder

dies of hunger

been awake for 17 hours i want to go to bed


Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

(Source: viralforest.com)

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I feel like I peed like 20 times today what the fuck

Dude I think you have diabetes.


Shut up.

Just saying. You could be the newest diabetic in town.

That’s not fucking funny, what the hell? I’m not diabetic!!

I know it’s not…but just maybe you should check to make sure.

why do you care