tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]


ericfuckingcartman:

allpowerfulcartman:

ericfuckingcartman:

allpowerfulcartman:

ericfuckingcartman:

allpowerfulcartman

-squeals and tickles her sides-

>:)

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-yelps and bats at his hands-

nnooOOOoooOOo!!!

-pushes her onto the bed and continues to tickle her-

YEEEES

ErIC NOO!! -squeals and tries to sit up and wiggle away- 
Lemmie g—hahaha!! gO yEW BUTTHOLE

-wiggles on top of her and grins widely, not stopping-

You gotta say I’m the kewlest! And pretty please!

-grunts and squirms around under him- NO!! -kicks her legs around and laughs- I’m gonna pEE ON YOU


ericfuckingcartman:

allpowerfulcartman:

ericfuckingcartman:

allpowerfulcartman

-squeals and tickles her sides-

>:)

image

-yelps and bats at his hands-

nnooOOOoooOOo!!!

-pushes her onto the bed and continues to tickle her-

YEEEES

ErIC NOO!! -squeals and tries to sit up and wiggle away- 
Lemmie g—hahaha!! gO yEW BUTTHOLE


twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*


jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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cis people: they isnt a gramatically correct singular pronoun
cis people: "transgendered"

plaidmikey:

i wanna a cool tumblr group of friends that i can skype and text but i am such an asshole o


falling asleep send help


draconicsadist asked: Teach me how to art like you ;A;

j-witless:

look dats easy
just like this 

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